I need a fic where dean and cas do this thing
so I may have written the thing? (ao3)
Castiel couldn’t believe that he had agreed to this. It was his own fault really, having made up the fake boyfriend in the first place to stop his family from asking about his love life, but then again he thought he would just be able to get away with generic date ideas and vague descriptors.
Of course he couldn’t have gotten away with it. After his ‘boyfriend’ had declined the invitation of joining the Novak family for Thanksgiving, they had decided that they needed photographic evidence of this so-called boyfriend. Just Castiel’s luck.
So now he was in the park, after his best friend had suggested finding some random guy and taking a picture with him. After all, it couldn’t be anyone from college in case his family visited, so Anna proffered the park, which was, according to her, a goldmine for cute gay guys. Cas knew better than to ask how she knew that.
"What about him?" Anna pointed to a guy about their age a little ways across the park, sitting on a bench and reading. "He’s handsome."
Cas cocked his head and squinted to get a better look at him. She wasn’t wrong.
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2009!Dean hears the unmistakable sound of people having sex as he passes by Castiel’s cabin. He knows it’s wrong to spy, but curiosity gets the better of him so creeps up onto the porch, making his way to the door that he’s surprised to find cracked open. He doesn’t go in, though. He stops, staring at his boots, listening to the uneven breathing. He can’t help squirming, his cock starting to harden in his jeans and the back of his neck going hot when he hears a voice that is definitely Cas, moaning.
He presses the heel of his hand against his dick, craning his neck as he hears the bedsprings squeak in a quicker rhythm than before and suddenly he can’t breathe. He’s on the verge of swallowing his pride and marching in to see if he can join, knowing that Cas likes orgies as much as the next guy. He’s stopped in his tracks when he hears another voice - his voice - moan, “God, Cas.. don’t stop now.”
Dean knows he should be ashamed of himself for not leaving right then and there and strongly suspects he should be ashamed of his future self for whatever’s going on inside the cabin. That doesn’t change the fact that shame is the furthest thing from his mind when he carefully pushes the door open a little more, holding his breath while he steals a peek.
He nearly falls into Castiel’s cabin when he sees himself straddling Cas, riding him quick and hard like a pro, wearing only his thigh holster and a blissed out smile. Castiel’s fingers are white knuckled, gripping his hips as he arches up to meet each thrust and 2009!Dean’s palms are as sweaty as his mouth is dry when he finally forces himself to take a step backward just in time to hear Cas’ growled, “Dean!”
Dean swallows hard as he takes the steps off Castiel’s porch two at a time, the sound of Cas’ voice ringing in his ears. Before he’s even all the way down the steps and back onto solid ground, he’s decided that if he ever makes it back to his time and his Cas, the first thing on his agenda is to get a piece of that action.
Title: An Endless Story (13025 words)
Relationships: Adam Levine/Blake Shelton
Additional Tags: Alternative Universe
Wherein Blake’s best friend Miranda is getting married, Adam is a stripper, and they share more than just a moment.